my-one-word-city-guide.
If your going somewhere soon.
STOP.
you need to read my highly subjective guide based on personal experience before you get on the plane.
Paris: clinical
London: huge
Geneva: nothing
Delhi: shithole
Salsburg: posh
Singapore: sweaty
Bangkok: mecca
Phnom Penh: drugs
Venice: smelly
Nice: small
Monaco: tacky
Vientiene: tiring
Kathmandu: tourists
Bern: bears
Kuala Lumpur: mental
Vang Vieng: pot
Port Moresby: outlaws
Cairns: hotties
Darwin: inbred
Siem Reap: boring
Lisbon: fishing
Chiang Mai: ovverated
Malaga: sunburn
Manchester: theft
Newcastle: cobblestones
Glasgow: home
Edinburgh: fuckwits
Kota Kinabalu: jungle
Lae: machete
Toronto: arctic
Calgary: flat
Vancouver: boats
Athens: motorbikes
Antalya: resorts
Dubai: laughable
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